Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

There's another glorious day in Magicadia...except your castle has suddenly turned into an unintentional tank. What's the deal with a shadowy prophecy that may bring about the demise of video games? The confusion is YOU.

Make your choice of Go! Protectors and get ready to hack, cut, and spell-sling your way through an incredible campaign that includes more than 100 maps that have thumb-blisters -- plus many more to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

The rules are simple. In order to get the castle moving, put Princess Lola into the castle. An enemy castle is located at the bottom of each track. To destroy your castle, smash it against theirs. Don't let the enemy to wipe out Princess HP!

Pick from 8 Gotta Protectors that range from a meat-loving mage to a naked ninja
You can play by yourself, together with two or more players on local wireless or online.
It is possible to fight many enemies at the same time and will be able to prove your skill against bosses, like Crab and Golem.
You can customize your heroes through a wide range of different tactical skills that range from the offensive to defensive.
You can dance to an infectious chiptune tune by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Do tricks to get collectable game carts Each one is a milk-snorting send-up from a real game for the Something-or-other Entertainment System
Protect your screens with timeless books on gaming whenever nature asks to pause
Then, you can laugh, cry, and hurl to a timeless story that will enthral you.

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART OF DARKNESS, Japan's indie star is from the shadows. The 80s are calling--collect--and it's up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


As reviewed by porn games star wars